Today is Columbus Day, a federally-recognized holiday. While the post offices and banks were closed, I went to work. I'm not complaining; I like going to work. In fact, a lot of people went to work today, and some didn't. No matter what they did with their day, a lot of them don't really think there should even be a Columbus Day.
No one has one nice thing to say about the guy. Their slams are pretty funny, though.
(via Twitter):
No one has one nice thing to say about the guy. Their slams are pretty funny, though.
(via Twitter):
Happy Columbus Day: the day when Columbus discovered that America was already discovered...
On this date in 1492, Columbus sailed over on the Mayflower to invent Protestantism and teach Indians to burn witches. Thanks, Columbus!
Happy Columbus Day to people who like days named after morons. He missed his mark by 5,000 miles! Not even the right hemisphere!
Columbus Day. How about I break in your house and discover it as my own.
I can't think of anything more arrogant or obnoxious than this nation's insistence on observing 'Columbus Day'
Hmmm... Columbus day? Should I celebrate by spreading disease, and taking credit for stuff people actually did hundreds of years before me?
Oh, hey, it's Columbus Day. Is this the most pointless holiday? Google didn't even do a holiday logo for it.
Columbus sucks. Went looking for money, found none, killed or sold 100,000 Indians, & died still thinking "America" was India.
In honor of Columbus Day I'm making flags & planting them in my neighbor's yards 2 let em know its my land now.
In honor of Columbus Day, I plan to discover something, and then give it smallpox.
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